Sunday, May 18, 2008

Report: U.S. government may subpoena as many as 104 MLB players

Nice to see that inflation, rising unemployment, energy politics and education are all solved so that the Gov't can dedicate themselves to what's really important.


As many as 104 Major League Baseball players could be subpoenaed by federal investigators in connection with the BALCO steroid distribution case after the United States attorney's office obtained positive steroid test results from 2003, according to a published report.

The results, according to The New York Times, were part of the 2003 tests conducted by Major League Baseball that were intended to be anonymous. But through some deft legal maneuvering, the U.S. government seized the records from two different companies hired to provide the tests.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What, you don't think that your $600 stimulus check will fix the economy?

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lavinius said...

No, it will help a dancer at the local Gentleman's Club pay her college tuition. :)