Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Red Sox LFs: An Unprecedented Run

The Red Sox have had 8 LFs since 1939:

Teddy Ballgame (1939-1960)
Carl Yaz (1960-1975, moved to 1B/DH)
Jim Rice (1975-1987)
Mike Greenwell (1987-1996)
Wil Cordero (1997)
Troy O'Leary (1998-2000)
Manny Ramirez (2001-2008)
Jason Bay (2008-present)

Very impressive considering two of the eight played 3 years or less.

Oh, those Red Sox left fielders! Circa 2007

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Spot the blonde

I'll post the answer in the comments.

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Man has menage o trois in Publix parking lot, gets arrested

Give the guy credit for at least picking up girls that put up the least resistance.



From the looks of the Reese's peanut butter cup wrappers, looks like they were having quite the time.

LINK

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Cooch's Bullshit Meter Went Off...

First of all, you should know that I hate Barry Bonds, the player.

But, are these fuckwads telling me that they found a positive match for steroids from a 2004 sample?! Like they hadn't thought about testing this shit out years ago, or they've finally just gotten around to it? Seriously?

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http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3881897&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines

Updated: February 3, 2009, 3:10 PM ET
Report: Retested Bonds sample positive

ESPN.com news services

A urine sample that Barry Bonds submitted as part of Major League Baseball's anonymous testing program in 2003 has come back positive for PEDs, according to a New York Times report.

Bonds provided samples that did not test positive under that program, but the samples were re-examined by federal authorities after they were seized in a 2004 raid, The Times reported on Tuesday, citing people familiar with the matter.

Citing a person who has reviewed the evidence in the case, The Times reported last week that authorities detected anabolic steroids in urine samples linked to Bonds that they gathered in their investigation. It remains unclear, the newspaper said, whether the '03 urine sample and the samples seized in the feds' raid in '04 are the same.

Bonds testified to a federal grand jury investigating the Bay Area Laboratory Co-Operative in 2003 that he used "the cream" and "the clear" but did not know they were performance-enhancing drugs. During that testimony, Bonds was asked if he ever took steroids, and he answered no.

The government alleges that Bonds lied under oath. His perjury trial is scheduled to begin March 2 in San Francisco.

Bonds' lawyers filed a motion last month asking Judge Susan Illston, who is presiding over the career home run leader's case, to exclude several pieces of evidence, including those 2003 urine samples.

Illston issued an order Monday saying that, on Wednesday morning, she will unseal some of the evidence gathered by prosecutors in the case. Illston informed defense lawyers she was rejecting their motion to file a series of documents under seal.

The defense had argued that making the material public now could hinder Bonds' ability to get a fair trial. However, Illston said she received a letter from media representatives on Jan. 30 requesting that the sealing order be lifted, and she ruled Monday that releasing the documents would not impair Bonds' Sixth Amendment right to a fair trial.

Monday, February 02, 2009

John W. Henry to enter into holy matrimony...again

Red Sox owner John Henry is getting married again. Henry, whose divorce from his second wife, Peggy, was finalized last year, proposed to Linda Pizzuti (inset) in New York, and the pair is planning to get married in June. "We are happily engaged," the raven-haired bride-to-be confirmed in a text message to us yesterday. It will be the first marriage for Pizzuti, who has been dating the millionaire businessman since she was introduced to him last summer at Alibi, the bar at the Liberty Hotel. Henry, the 59-year-old founder of the Boca Raton-based investment firm John W. Henry & Co., has one daughter from his 14-year marriage to Peggy. He was also married once before.

Pizzuti, 30, is from Lynnfield, and she and her family are in the real estate development business.

Hope negotiating the pre-nup was easier than Tek's contract