Regarding the unreliability of Thick's main e-mail source

Thick: “hotmail is about as reliable as a lambskin condom on an aids victim.”

Discussing the history of ineptitude by the Tampa Bay Devil Rays

Lavinius: Check this out dude, true story. Hal McRae (Tampa Bay’s current Manager) went to a Chinese restaurant the other night. When the waiter handed him his fortune cookie at the end of the meal, McRae cracked it open, pulled out the fortune, and it said "Contraction."

Thick: you know, i don't see why tampon bay isn't on the top of that contraction list. they've contributed absolutely nothing since their inception. they've been perennial suckhouses… they fucking suck and they should be fucking abolished like child porn in a catholic priest's office.