* Cheating aside, they did win 16 games. Awesome, eh?
OK, Patriots get caught for cheating against the Jets.
NFL responds with, "That's wicked bad. However, we won't make the Patriots forfeit the game, because Las Vegas bettors would probably kill us. Integrity aside, let's just fine the Patriots. OK? Great."
Pats finish year undefeated. I put an asterisk on that one. Bullshit.
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Cooch wins the 2007 FFL Championship!!!
Championship Game Co-MVPs:
Kurt Warner and Anquan Boldin
Postseason Trivia:
Postseason Trivia:
Cooch's squad, Runningmen Down, was the only team to score at least 100 points in all of their postseason games.
Runningmen Down 2007 Team MVP:
Clinton Portis
Clinton was consistent all season long and pivotal in the postseason, posting 20+ points in the last 2 games.
Final Standings:
Monday, December 24, 2007
Lisbon Falls UPS!!!
I can't believe it! Lisbon Falls is small, but I didn't realize it was THIS SMALL. UPS just delivered a package to me and I can't believe the UPS "truck" the "driver" used - it's a bicycle with a cart attached! Holy. Shit. This is a slideshow of the UPS Man at the next house on his route. Unbelievable.
Friday, December 21, 2007
"The Dog Ate My World Series Ball!"
File this one into the WTF files...
ESPN.com news services
Updated: December 20, 2007, 12:16 PM ET
The baseball from the final out of the 2007 World Series is at Jonathan Papelbon's home in Hattiesburg, Md., according to the Hattiesburg American.
Well, part of it is.
The rest? You should ask the Boss.
If he could talk, he might say it was delicious. But the most he'll say is "woof."
"Boss," you see, is Jonathan Papelbon's dog. Boss likes to play with baseballs. And Boss found the baseball that Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek gave the closer after he struck out the Rockies' Seth Smith to clinch Boston's second World Series title in four years, the newspaper reported.
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What's with this team and World Series balls? And if this load of poo is true, how is this ball anywhere near striking distance of poochie?
ESPN.com news services
Updated: December 20, 2007, 12:16 PM ET
The baseball from the final out of the 2007 World Series is at Jonathan Papelbon's home in Hattiesburg, Md., according to the Hattiesburg American.
Well, part of it is.
The rest? You should ask the Boss.
If he could talk, he might say it was delicious. But the most he'll say is "woof."
"Boss," you see, is Jonathan Papelbon's dog. Boss likes to play with baseballs. And Boss found the baseball that Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek gave the closer after he struck out the Rockies' Seth Smith to clinch Boston's second World Series title in four years, the newspaper reported.
----What's with this team and World Series balls? And if this load of poo is true, how is this ball anywhere near striking distance of poochie?
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
lavinius vs. cooch: head-to-head matchup #3 this season
FFL Playoffs, Round 2: Cooch beats Lavinius comfortably. Romo, who Cooch traded to Lavinius several weeks ago, puts up 3 points and pulls down Lavinius' squad with him. Cooch advances to the Championship game, facing a 5-8 team (Team Cherry), who pulled an even greater upset (ala Joe Namath) against the Tainted Taints.
(click on image for greater detail) Sunday, December 16, 2007
Good Job Eli Manning, you Douche Bag
Just in case you didn't know - I'm not much of an Eli Manning fan...
How about this line from today (Washington Redskins vs. New York Giants):
Yup. 36 incomplete passes. Nice job, douche.
How about this line from today (Washington Redskins vs. New York Giants):
Cooch to Romo: Next time, leave Jessica at home
The Rex Grossman award goes to.... Tony Romo!
With his bubbly girlfriend in the stands, Tony Romo played an absolute stinker in Irving today against the Eagles. The Eagles held Romo to the worst QB rating of his career (22.2, ouch!) as Romo threw 3 picks with no TDs; the Eagles won 10-6 and Romo was off all day...
[box score - very unimpressive]
[box score - very unimpressive]
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Sunday, December 09, 2007
Dallas Cowboys Clinch NFC East!
Rob Phillips - Email
DallasCowboys.com Staff Writer
December 9, 2007 3:19 PM
DETROIT - The Cowboys have clinched their first division title since 1998, but not without a large dose of drama.
Quarterback Tony Romo's 16-yard touchdown pass to Jason Witten with 18 seconds left capped an amazing fourth-quarter comeback and lifted Dallas (12-1) past Detroit, 28-27, to secure the NFC East title Sunday at Ford Field.
Detroit (6-7) appeared to have preserved the upset with 5:47 left, when Greg Blue recovered Witten's fumble at the Lions' 1-yard line. But the Cowboys got the ball back, allowing Romo just enough time for a game-winning drive.
Witten finished with a game-high 15 catches for 143 yards, and Romo completed 35 of 44 passes for 307 yards and two touchdowns.
Running back Marion Barber also had three touchdowns for Dallas.
DallasCowboys.com Staff Writer
December 9, 2007 3:19 PM
DETROIT - The Cowboys have clinched their first division title since 1998, but not without a large dose of drama.
Quarterback Tony Romo's 16-yard touchdown pass to Jason Witten with 18 seconds left capped an amazing fourth-quarter comeback and lifted Dallas (12-1) past Detroit, 28-27, to secure the NFC East title Sunday at Ford Field.
Detroit (6-7) appeared to have preserved the upset with 5:47 left, when Greg Blue recovered Witten's fumble at the Lions' 1-yard line. But the Cowboys got the ball back, allowing Romo just enough time for a game-winning drive.
Witten finished with a game-high 15 catches for 143 yards, and Romo completed 35 of 44 passes for 307 yards and two touchdowns.
Running back Marion Barber also had three touchdowns for Dallas.
Sunday, December 02, 2007
NFL Week 13 Picks
LAVINIUS: Lavinius Lock and Load Play of the Week
Denver -3 over Oakland (buy the 1/2)
-Denver 5 SU wins over Oakland last 5 H2H
-Denver 4 SU wins in Oakland last 4 in Oakland
-Oakland 1-4 SU at home this year
-Denver has scored 95 pts in their last 3 games (a little over 31 per)
-Oakland allows 153.6 rushing ypg (Denver rushes for 124 per game)
-Cutler is playing his best ball of the season
Denver over Oaktown! Buy the hook!
COOCH: Cooch's Lead Pipe Lock
NY Giants -1 (buy the hook, god dang it!) over Chicago
- Chitown sucks and has just lost Benson....
- Giants leader in all major facets: Pts/game, yards allowed, yards gained, time of possession, red zone, kicking, and penalties.
- Giants 6-2 ATS last 8 road games
- Bears 3-9 ATS last 12 vs NFC
LAVINIUS: Dental Floss Lock of the Week
Ravens +21 over NE (purchase el hooko):
Brady will get the shits eating at Phillip's Crab Shack the night before
and drink too much at Power Plant Live. He will sleep with one too many
girls, including a transvestite inadvertantly, and smoke a half a dozen
blunts with John Curtice while receiving head under the table from said
tranny.
COOCH: Action Play Cock Lock Consensus Pick 50 Dime Play of the Week GOLD Star Release
ST LOUIS -3 OVER ATL
Last great thing out of ATL was 50 Cent. No, wait, was that Lil' John?
LAVINIUS: Ratings Buster Cement Beam Lock of the Decade in Odd-Numbered Years
Miami -1 over Jets
Phins win, '76 Bucs champagne shower ensues.
Denver -3 over Oakland (buy the 1/2)
-Denver 5 SU wins over Oakland last 5 H2H
-Denver 4 SU wins in Oakland last 4 in Oakland
-Oakland 1-4 SU at home this year
-Denver has scored 95 pts in their last 3 games (a little over 31 per)
-Oakland allows 153.6 rushing ypg (Denver rushes for 124 per game)
-Cutler is playing his best ball of the season
Denver over Oaktown! Buy the hook!
COOCH: Cooch's Lead Pipe Lock
NY Giants -1 (buy the hook, god dang it!) over Chicago
- Chitown sucks and has just lost Benson....
- Giants leader in all major facets: Pts/game, yards allowed, yards gained, time of possession, red zone, kicking, and penalties.
- Giants 6-2 ATS last 8 road games
- Bears 3-9 ATS last 12 vs NFC
LAVINIUS: Dental Floss Lock of the Week
Ravens +21 over NE (purchase el hooko):
Brady will get the shits eating at Phillip's Crab Shack the night before
and drink too much at Power Plant Live. He will sleep with one too many
girls, including a transvestite inadvertantly, and smoke a half a dozen
blunts with John Curtice while receiving head under the table from said
tranny.
COOCH: Action Play Cock Lock Consensus Pick 50 Dime Play of the Week GOLD Star Release
ST LOUIS -3 OVER ATL
Last great thing out of ATL was 50 Cent. No, wait, was that Lil' John?
LAVINIUS: Ratings Buster Cement Beam Lock of the Decade in Odd-Numbered Years
Miami -1 over Jets
Phins win, '76 Bucs champagne shower ensues.
Saturday, December 01, 2007
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