Monday, March 23, 2009

Four Decade MLBers

With Schill's retirement, MLBers left with a shot are:

Tom Glavine
John Smoltz
Junior
Jamie Moyer
Randy Johnson
Kenny Rogers

380 more days to join the club..........

Friday, March 20, 2009

One way to stop AIDS

PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE

POPE Benedict last night claimed that placing a bible over an erect penis before intercourse is the only guaranteed way to prevent the spread of Aids.

Speaking before his tour of Africa, the Pontiff said Aids could only be tackled by the 'traditional teaching of the church' and not a latex rubber sheath that contains infected semen and prevents it from transferring the virus to another human being.

May cause chafing