I believe we have a first folks! This will be the first pitching match-up in major league history where a Wang goes against a Bush. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
For more details on this highly anticipated matchup, click here
Saturday, April 30, 2005
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Lavinius and Cooch 2005 Midwest Swing
June 5: Fly into Chicago (Midway), rent car, drive to Milwaukee, check into hotel.
June 6: Milwaukee, WI, possible side trip to Lambeau Field if time permits, NY Yankees @ Milwaukee Brewers, Miller Park
June 6 (very late night after Brewers game)- Drive to St. Louis, MO, but stop over in Bloomington, IL to ease drive-load...check into hotel
June 7: Finish drive to St. Louis, MO...check into hotel, sightsee
June 8: More sightseeing, Boston Red Sox @ St. Louis Cardinals, Busch Stadium
June 9: Sightsee around St. Louis, or side excursion, or drive to Chicago, IL?
June 10: Drive to Chicago, IL and check into hotel, sightsee
June 11: Sightsee, possible side excursion, 100-200 mi day trip
June 12: ESPN Sunday Night Baseball, Red Sox @ Cubs, Wrigley Field, Lavinius & Cooch will be Front & Center!
June 13: Arizona D-Backs @ Chicago White Sox, U.S. Cellular Field
June 14: Head back to Florida (Lavinius) and Maine (Cooch), respectively
June 6: Milwaukee, WI, possible side trip to Lambeau Field if time permits, NY Yankees @ Milwaukee Brewers, Miller Park
June 6 (very late night after Brewers game)- Drive to St. Louis, MO, but stop over in Bloomington, IL to ease drive-load...check into hotel
June 7: Finish drive to St. Louis, MO...check into hotel, sightsee
June 8: More sightseeing, Boston Red Sox @ St. Louis Cardinals, Busch Stadium
June 9: Sightsee around St. Louis, or side excursion, or drive to Chicago, IL?
June 10: Drive to Chicago, IL and check into hotel, sightsee
June 11: Sightsee, possible side excursion, 100-200 mi day trip
June 12: ESPN Sunday Night Baseball, Red Sox @ Cubs, Wrigley Field, Lavinius & Cooch will be Front & Center!
June 13: Arizona D-Backs @ Chicago White Sox, U.S. Cellular Field
June 14: Head back to Florida (Lavinius) and Maine (Cooch), respectively
Thursday, April 14, 2005
Mother of the Year
Police: Woman sold daughter for car
Second daughter allegedly forced into prostitution
Wednesday, April 13, 2005 Posted: 8:07 AM EDT (1207 GMT)
OKEECHOBEE, Florida (AP) -- A woman was arrested for allegedly forcing her 12-year-old daughter into prostitution and trading a 14-year-old daughter for a car.
The 39-year-old woman was charged with aggravated child abuse and sexual performance by a child. Both girls have been turned over to the Department of Children & Families.
The youngest girl and her mother were living out of their car, and would sell sex for food and an occasional shower at the men's homes, according to a report by Okeechobee County Sheriff's Detective K.J. Ammons.
The youngest daughter is three months pregnant, the report said; she was 11 when her mother first forced her to have sex with a man. The older daughter refused to be a prostitute and was allegedly sold for a car.
"She was sold to a man for a Mercury Cougar," Ammons said. "But he never gave the mother the vehicle." He was arrested in the case.
The youngest girl told detectives her mother took them out of school. "She said she was a good student and made A's and B's, and all she wants to do is go back to school," he said.
Second daughter allegedly forced into prostitution
Wednesday, April 13, 2005 Posted: 8:07 AM EDT (1207 GMT)
OKEECHOBEE, Florida (AP) -- A woman was arrested for allegedly forcing her 12-year-old daughter into prostitution and trading a 14-year-old daughter for a car.
The 39-year-old woman was charged with aggravated child abuse and sexual performance by a child. Both girls have been turned over to the Department of Children & Families.
The youngest girl and her mother were living out of their car, and would sell sex for food and an occasional shower at the men's homes, according to a report by Okeechobee County Sheriff's Detective K.J. Ammons.
The youngest daughter is three months pregnant, the report said; she was 11 when her mother first forced her to have sex with a man. The older daughter refused to be a prostitute and was allegedly sold for a car.
"She was sold to a man for a Mercury Cougar," Ammons said. "But he never gave the mother the vehicle." He was arrested in the case.
The youngest girl told detectives her mother took them out of school. "She said she was a good student and made A's and B's, and all she wants to do is go back to school," he said.
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
remind me to kick punxsutawney phil's ass next time i see him...
ya know, i can handle the 25 degree weather at 7 a.m. - springtime in maine might not be the warmest climate in the states, but, c'mon, it's snowing!!!
snowing on april 12th? are you kidding me?
snowing on april 12th? are you kidding me?
Monday, April 11, 2005
Red Sox' Opening Day vs. Yankees at Fenway
Red Sox 8, Stinkees 1
Monday, April 11, 2005
Just some observations:
Monday, April 11, 2005
Just some observations:
1. bellhorn kept up with his magic number of strikeouts per game - two. he has k'd twice in 5 of 7 games. the other two games, you ask? 0 Ks and 3 Ks. so, that's 2 or more strikeouts in 6 of 7 games... good plate discipline bellhorn, keep it up!
2. you think arod's a bit nervous to play against the sox? in 7 games this young season, he's got 2 errors - both against the sox. of course, his first error of the season cost the yankees that game. i don't even need to mention that gay hand-slap he tried against bronson arroyo in the '04 alcs - or how he choked in the alcs - i think you get my drift.
3. are there any 1bman out there worse than jason giambi? anywhere? he was conveniently sitting out the fenway season opener - tino martinez, who's got to be about 49 by now, got the start. giambi's made 3 errors in 6 games. he's absolutely horrendous with the glove. now that he's off the 'roids, he's totally fucking useless. talk about dead money. what, he's on pace to hit maybe 25 HRs this year? but he's on pace to make about 70 errors! seems to be a bit overpaid at $13.4 million this season don't ya think?
4. speaking of severely overpaid... can this be right? mussina's scheduled to make $19mn this year... BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH A AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH *choking* and bernie williams will make over $12mn! BWAHAHHA AHAHAH AHAHA.
Monday, April 04, 2005
MLB '05 Opening Day: Red Sox vs. the Yankees at Yankee Stadium
Red Sox 2, Stinkees 9
Sunday, April 3, 2005
Just a few observations:
1. Mark Bellhorn is already in midseason form, continuing where he left off last year - that is, leading the league in strikeouts! After his 3 whiffs in the MLB '05 season opener, he's on pace to strikeout 486 times...
2. I heart Tanyon Sturtze. Sturtze, who is allegedly being stalked by Cooch, opened the season with two perfect innings of work against Cooch's beloved Red Sox. He is certainly the front-runner for the Cy Young award (ah, Sturtze, not Cooch)...
3. Speaking of perfect games: had it not been for the 2 hit-batsmen, walk, balk, and 10 hits in 4.1 innings, David Wells would have also been on pace for a perfect game! BWAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
Sunday, April 3, 2005
Just a few observations:
1. Mark Bellhorn is already in midseason form, continuing where he left off last year - that is, leading the league in strikeouts! After his 3 whiffs in the MLB '05 season opener, he's on pace to strikeout 486 times...
2. I heart Tanyon Sturtze. Sturtze, who is allegedly being stalked by Cooch, opened the season with two perfect innings of work against Cooch's beloved Red Sox. He is certainly the front-runner for the Cy Young award (ah, Sturtze, not Cooch)...
3. Speaking of perfect games: had it not been for the 2 hit-batsmen, walk, balk, and 10 hits in 4.1 innings, David Wells would have also been on pace for a perfect game! BWAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
Friday, April 01, 2005
Byung-Hyun Kim Reacquired by the Red Sox
FORT MYERS, Fla. -- The Boston Red Sox traded reliever Byung-Hyun Kim to the Colorado Rockies, calling the $10 million, two-year deal they gave him in 2004 "a mistake."
Just two days later, the Sox reacquired his services for cash considerations and a player to be named later. "We didn't realize the true effect of Kim leaving the organization," stated General Manager Theo Epstein. Two nearby rice-shops and multiple sushi bars closed down, citing a lack of business, formerly supported by Kim. "Kim, his 32 brothers and sisters, parents, and great-grandparents used to visit us daily," said a local shop owner. "Now, he's no longer in Beantown, no longer our customer. We simply cannot survive without his business."
Oh, yeah. Happy April Fools...
Just two days later, the Sox reacquired his services for cash considerations and a player to be named later. "We didn't realize the true effect of Kim leaving the organization," stated General Manager Theo Epstein. Two nearby rice-shops and multiple sushi bars closed down, citing a lack of business, formerly supported by Kim. "Kim, his 32 brothers and sisters, parents, and great-grandparents used to visit us daily," said a local shop owner. "Now, he's no longer in Beantown, no longer our customer. We simply cannot survive without his business."
Oh, yeah. Happy April Fools...
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