Friday, December 30, 2005

Going out on top....
(alternate title: He quit while he was ahead)

Lorenz died shortly after rolling a perfect game

Associated Press
Posted: 10 hours ago

PORTAGE, Mich. - A bowler collapsed and died at a bowling alley shortly after rolling the third perfect game of his life.

Ed Lorenz, 69, bowled a 300 on Wednesday in his first league game of the night at Airway Lanes. When the retiree got up to bowl in the fifth frame of his second game, he clutched his chest and fell over, and efforts to revive him failed. The cause of death wasn't immediately known.

"If he could have written a way to go out, this would be it," said Johnny D. Masters, who was bowling with Lorenz.

Friends said Lorenz started bowling in 1957 and ended last season with a 223 average. He rolled his first two 300 games over a one-week period in 2004.

In May, Lorenz was inducted into the Kalamazoo Metro Bowling Association Hall of Fame.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Tejada for Manny and Clement?

the sox are far from out of the woods in terms of putting an acceptable lineup on the field, but they could be closer than you think if the following deal were to happen:

tejada for manny and clement...

although the sox would be pretty silly to trade him to a division rival, they'd get much more in return. sure, manny's one of the best hitters in baseball - but there aren't that many people besides david ortiz that actually like him. there's a point where talent is useful, but synergy builds championships. on paper, the yanks have had tons of talented teams over the past 5 years, but how many WS titles have they won? exactly...

an infield of lowell, tejada, loretta, and youkilis sounds much better than lowell, cora, loretta, and youkilis, doesn't it? without question, bringing tejada in changes the complexion of the team instantly and almost replaces manny's production evenly. maybe add j.t. snow as a defensive replacement at 1B, and the sox have a decent infield with lots of leather.

get it done, sox. get it done.

WFAN's "Mike and the Mad Dog" play Devil's Advocate

Mike Francessa: "The Yankee fans and the press - who should know better - who have already called off the 2006 AL East pennant race before New Year's Day - are nuts, NUTS! This Damon signing is not going to destroy the Red Sox. Only Damon and his flunky wife think that. The Red Sox administration has been anything but prudent. Do you want to sign Pedro Martinez at 26 to a high contract? Yes. Do you want to do the same thing when he's almost 33. No. Do you sign Johnny Damon to a solid contract at 28? Yes. Do you re-up a weak-armed, overrated player at 32? No. The Yanks ended up signing a player who is another Bernie Williams approaching his mid-thirties! The Yankees DON'T NEED DAMON - they need pitching. Tell me, Dog, which team has improved its pitching staff since last season? The Red Sox!! Beckett scares THE HELL OUT OF ME and Papelbon isn't far behind. I hear that Roger is serious about going to Boston - if that's true - who's in greater shape? In baseball, pitching always wins out."

Christopher "Mad Dog" Russo: "Ah, Damon's signing is absurd. Absurd! And can we remind everyone that the Red Sox have a deep farm system and will not give someone like Kevin Millwood or Brett Tomko a ridiculous contract. They know better. They know better. Let the Buster Olney's of the world bitch and moan but the Red Sox are being smart here. Smart."

Mad Dog Russo: And another thing - Damon couldn't wait to tell us last Memorial Day that he would never ever sign with the Yankess under any circumstances! What a phony. I'll never believe anything that comes out of his mouth. Never.

Francessa: He thinks he's irreplaceable, but he's not. Now Tom Brady is irreplaceable, but Johnny Damon? That's a joke!

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Fuck You Saddam!

You think Saddam feels as powerful today as he did, say, a year or two ago?

Reproduced without permission from John Trever and the Albuquerque Journal... Um, seriously, you think I'm going to email for permission? Maybe later today....

Ditto on the permission slip... From Bob Englehart at the Hartford Courant


The Irony of Jeff Reardon

It was his arm that solidified his place in MLB history... It was armed robbery that will taint his name forever...

Reardon charged with armed robbery

Dec. 27, 2005, 10:29 AM ET, Associated Press

PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. -- Former major league pitcher Jeff Reardon was arrested Monday on charges he robbed a jewelry store.

The 50-year-old Reardon, sixth in saves in major league history, walked into Hamilton Jewelers at the Gardens Mall about 11:50 a.m. Monday and handed an employee a note that said he had a gun and the store was being robbed, according to the Palm Beach Gardens Police Department.

Reardon fled the store with an undisclosed amount of cash. Police found him at a nearby restaurant, recovered the stolen money and charged him with armed robbery.

Reardon was in the Palm Beach County jail early Tuesday awaiting a bond hearing.

The four-time All-Star was 73-77 with 367 saves and a 3.16 ERA in 16 seasons with the Montreal Expos, Boston Red Sox, Cincinnati Reds, New York Yankees, New York Mets, Atlanta Braves and Minnesota Twins.

Red Sox Trivia...

"Though there was no magical repeat as World Series champions, the Red Sox did qualify for the postseason for the third consecutive year, a first in franchise history."
Seriously, three consecutive years in the postseason is a franchise record?

Full Story

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Merry Christikkah!

Just wanted to break my blog drought and wish all you lavinius and cooch fans a Merry X-Mas and Happy Holiday season.

Friday, December 23, 2005

Sox make first step toward securing the 2006 World Series!

Um, they signed backup catcher John Flaherty! YES! Book the WS tickets now, folks!!!!

Take that, Yankees! You get Damon, we take Flaherty from right under your noses.

Now, all the Sox need is: a SS, 1Bman, CFer, LFer, backup outfielder, and more pitching help...

Go SOX!

Sunday, December 18, 2005

The Los Angeles Red Sox?

Orlando Cabrera, check.
Derek Lowe, check.
Grady Little, check.
Bill Mueller, check.
Nomar Garciaparra, check.

Johnny Damon?

Everyone listed above, except Little, was on the 2004 Red Sox roster (although Garciaparra only spent half the season, of course).

Saturday, December 17, 2005

NFL Week 15

TB +4.5
KC +3
SD +9
7 PT TEASE: CAR -2, CIN -2

Thursday, December 15, 2005

60 degrees of separation...

The difference between where Lavinius lives....

.... and where Cooch lives....


(note that the numbers to the right, 56 and -9, are the temperatures when factoring in the wind chill... a.k.a. "feels like")

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

the rise and fall of nomar garciaparra

just a few years ago, when asked to name the best shortstops in mlb, the consensus was alex rodriguez, derek jeter, and nomar garciaparra -- with jeter and nomar the subject of many debates as to who was the second-best shortstop, the proverbial runner-up to a-rod.

for sox fans, garciaparra seemed destined to be a "lifer" within the organization, surely playing his entire career in boston. 2001 foreshadowed nomar's regression from a top-tiered mlb shortstop to an injury-riddled displaced new englander. 2002 and 2003 were stellar years for the coveted californian, and as far as nomar's camp was concerned, injuries weren't even a factor when trying to negotiate a new contract with the sox.

when nomar rejected a four year, $60mn contract offer from the sox prior to the 2003 season, his fate was sealed in beantown. nomar's agent was looking for respect, for "jeter" money. the sox were looking to trim payroll to help offset manny's ridiculous paychecks. in fact, the sox later retracted the $60mn offer to nomar, replacing it with a more "market corrected" $48mn deal for four seasons.

despite nomar's teary-eyed pleadings to the media regarding his loyalty to the team, open confessions of his true love for boston, and contentment with the prospects of retiring comfortably wearing his rouge hosiery in a massachusett's suburban farmhouse at the end of his playing career, garciaparra refused to be insulted by such a “meager” contract. subsequently, the sox’ front office discontinued contract talks with nomar altogether – the sox already had him signed till the end of the 2004 season per his current contract, so there wasn’t an immediate need to re-sign him.

nomar and the sox carried on, completing the 2003 season in what could be called a tumultuous year between the two parties. feelings were hurt, irreconcilable differences abounded. 2004 began with high hopes, but nomar only spent half of the season with the sox (playing in less than 40 games due to injuries) before theo epstein made the gutsy call to relieve garciaparra of his duties in beantown, booting him out of the sox’ organization in favor of the sure-handed, ultra-reliable orlando cabrera.

as fate had it, the sox continued the 2004 schedule without nomar, winning their first world series title in 86 seasons almost in spite of him, a symbolic slap in the face. garciaparra watched his former team win the world series while lying on a metaphorical gurney with the taste of boston ale just a few months removed from his mouth's memory, daydreaming about the infamous dirty water of the Charles River that was a stone's throw from his former residence, while fantasizing about mia hamm caressing his balls on landsdowne street after a long day's work at fenway.

the dream was gone, but he had nobody else to blame but himself.

2005 was just as dismal for the former star, ending any thoughts that nomar could overcome the onslaught of injuries that were certain to plague him. $8.25mn for approximately 70 days' work (230 at-bats) last year was a bit unjustifiable, even by enron's accounting standards.

the yankees have reportedly offered nomar a job in 2006 – as a first baseman! other clubs have also offered nomar a job – as an outfielder. the once highly-touted superstar who played at a premium mlb position would now be fortunate to sign a long-term contract with mcdonald’s – even as a fry cook. the consensus now appears to be that nomar is no longer suited to play the shortstop position given its rigorous demands coupled with his propensity to miss work. the future is uncertain for the former fenway staple – visions of large contracts are nowhere in sight – another tale of myopic greed gone bad.

he has nobody to blame but himself.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

NFL Week 14

8-6 over last 14 games since my 60% "guarantee" ;)

IND -8 (buy 1/2)
CIN -12 (buy 1/2)
AZ +4
DEN -14
DAL -3

Great week to tease w/ big numbers on the board...

Sunday, December 04, 2005

NFL Week 13

CIN +3
JAX -2.5
ATL +3

7 PT TEASE: NE -3, SD -4