Friday, May 30, 2008
the refs in the the celtics/pistons series...
... have sucked donkey cock.
... and have been as consistent as:
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Red Sox Name Change
The Boston Red Sox have decided to change their name when playing road games. They will now be called the Red Sux.
21-5 at home. 11-19 on the road.
p.s. The home/road disparity is analogous to the Boston Celtics' 2008 postseason home/road performance.
Manu Ginobili announces retirement. Cites financial reasons
The NBA to fine for flopping
The NBA announced to its teams this week at its annual pre-draft camp that fines will be imposed on players starting next season for clear cases of "flopping,"
NBA executive vice president of basketball operations Stu Jackson confirmed the new policy Wednesday night saying: "What was clearly expressed to the committee is that we would begin imposing fines next season for the most egregious type of flops. When players are taking a dive, for lack of a better term."
The NBA announced to its teams this week at its annual pre-draft camp that fines will be imposed on players starting next season for clear cases of "flopping,"
NBA executive vice president of basketball operations Stu Jackson confirmed the new policy Wednesday night saying: "What was clearly expressed to the committee is that we would begin imposing fines next season for the most egregious type of flops. When players are taking a dive, for lack of a better term."
Monday, May 26, 2008
10 Things to Remember About Memorial Day
Memorial Day is more than just a three-day weekend and a chance to get the year’s first sunburn. Here’s a handy 10-pack of facts to give the holiday some perspective.
1. It started with the Civil War
Memorial Day was a response to the unprecedented carnage of the Civil War, in which some 620,000 soldiers on both sides died. The loss of life and its effect on communities throughout the North and South led to spontaneous commemorations of the dead:
• In 1864, women from Boalsburg, Pa., put flowers on the graves of their dead from the just-fought Battle of Gettysburg. The next year, a group of women decorated the graves of soldiers buried in a Vicksburg, Miss., cemetery.
• In April 1866, women from Columbus, Miss., laid flowers on the graves of both Union and Confederate soldiers. It was recognized at the time as an act of healing sectional wounds. In the same month, up in Carbondale, Ill., 219 Civil War veterans marched through town in memory of the fallen to Woodlawn Cemetery, where Union hero Maj. Gen. John A. Logan delivered the principal address. The ceremony gave Carbondale its claim to the first organized, community-wide Memorial Day observance.
• Waterloo, N.Y., began holding an annual community service on May 5, 1866. Although many towns claimed the title, it was Waterloo that won congressional recognition as the “birthplace of Memorial Day.”
2. General Logan made it official
Gen. Logan, the speaker at the Carbondale gathering, also was commander of the Grand Army of the Republic, an organization of Union veterans. On May 5, 1868, he issued General Orders No. 11, which set aside May 30, 1868, “for the purpose of strewing with flowers, or otherwise decorating the graves of comrades who died in defense of their country during the late rebellion….”
The orders expressed hope that the observance would be “kept up from year to year while a survivor of the war remains to honor the memory of his departed comrades.”
3. It was first known as Decoration Day
From the practice of decorating graves with flowers, wreaths and flags, the holiday was long known as Decoration Day. The name Memorial Day goes back to 1882, but the older name didn’t disappear until after World War II. Federal law declared “Memorial Day” the official name in 1967.
4. The holiday is a franchise
Calling Memorial Day a “national holiday” is a bit of a misnomer. While there are 11 “federal holidays” created by Congress—including Memorial Day—they apply only to Federal employees and the District of Columbia. Federal Memorial Day, established in 1888, allowed Civil War veterans, many of whom were drawing a government paycheck, to honor their fallen comrades with out being docked a day’s pay.
For the rest of us, our holidays were enacted state by state. New York was the first state to designate Memorial Day a legal holiday, in 1873. Most Northern states had followed suit by the 1890s. The states of the former Confederacy were unenthusiastic about a holiday memorializing those who, in Gen. Logan’s words, “united to suppress the late rebellion.” The South didn’t adopt the May 30 Memorial Day until after World War I, by which time its purpose had been broadened to include those who died in all the country’s wars.
In 1971, the Monday Holiday Law shifted Memorial Day from May 30, to the last Monday of the month.
5. It was James Garfield’s finest hour—or maybe hour-and-a-half
On May 30, 1868, President Ulysses S. Grant presided over the first Memorial Day ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery—which, until 1864, was Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee’s plantation.
Some 5,000 people attended on a spring day which, The New York Times reported, was “somewhat too warm for comfort.” The principal speaker was James A. Garfield, a Civil War general, Republican congressman from Ohio and future president.
“I am oppressed with a sense of the impropriety of uttering words on this occasion,” Garfield began, and then continued to utter them. “If silence is ever golden, it must be beside the graves of fifteen-thousand men, whose lives were more significant than speech, and whose death was a poem the music of which can never be sung.” It went on like that for pages and pages.
As the songs, speeches and sermons ended, the participants helped to decorate the graves of the Union and Confederate soldiers buried in the cemetery.
6. God knows, not even the Unknown Soldier can avoid media scrutiny these days
“Here rests in honored glory an American soldier known but to God.” That is the inscription on the Tomb of the Unknowns, established at Arlington National Cemetery to inter the remains of the first Unknown Soldier, a World War I fighter, on Nov. 11, 1921. Unknown soldiers from World War II and the Korean War subsequently were interred in the tomb on Memorial Day 1958.
An emotional President Ronald Reagan presided over the interment of six bones, the remains of an unidentified Vietnam War soldier, on Nov. 28, 1984. Fourteen years later, those remains were disinterred, no longer unknown. Spurred by an investigation by CBS News, the defense department removed the remains from the Tomb of the Unknowns for DNA testing.
The once-unknown fighter was Air Force pilot Lt. Michael Joseph Blassie, whose jet crashed in South Vietnam in 1972. “The CBS investigation suggested that the military review board that had changed the designation on Lt. Blassie’s remains to ‘unknown’ did so under pressure from veterans’ groups to honor a casualty from the Vietnam War,” The New York Times reported in 1998.
Lt. Blassie was reburied near his hometown of St. Louis. His crypt at Arlington remains permanently empty. [Image courtesy of VisitingDC.com.]
7. Vietnam vets go whole hog
On Memorial Day weekend in 1988, 2,500 motorcyclists rode into Washington, D.C., for the first Rolling Thunder rally to draw attention to Vietnam War soldiers still missing in action or prisoners of war. By 2002, the numbers had swelled to 300,000 bikers, many of them veterans. There may have been a half-million participants in 2005 in what organizers bluntly call “a demonstration—not a parade.”
A national veterans rights group, Rolling Thunder takes its name from the B-52 carpet-bombing runs during the war in Vietnam. Rolling Thunder XXI (and you thought only Super Bowls and Rocky movies used Roman numerals) is Sunday, May 25. [Image courtesy of WhiteHouse.gov.]
8. Memorial Day has its customs
General Orders No. 11 stated that “in this observance no form of ceremony is prescribed,” but over time several customs and symbols became associated with the holiday.
It is customary on Memorial Day to fly the flag at half staff until noon, and then raise it to the top of the staff until sunset.
Taps, the 24-note bugle call, is played at all military funerals and memorial services. It originated in 1862 when Union Gen. Dan Butterfield “grew tired of the ‘lights out’ call sounded at the end of each day,” according to The Washington Post. Together with the brigade bugler, Butterfield made some changes to the tune.
Not long after, the melody was used at a burial for the first time, when a battery commander ordered it played in lieu of the customary three rifle volleys over the grave. The battery was so close to enemy lines, the commander was worried the shots would spark renewed fighting.
The World War I poem “In Flanders Fields,” by John McCrea, inspired the Memorial Day custom of wearing red artificial poppies. In 1915, a Georgia teacher and volunteer war worker named Moina Michael began a campaign to make the poppy a symbol of tribute to veterans and for “keeping the faith with all who died.” The sale of poppies has supported the work of the Veterans of Foreign Wars.
9. There is still a gray Memorial Day
Several Southern states continue to set aside a day for honoring the Confederate dead, which is usually called Confederate Memorial Day: Alabama: fourth Monday in April; Georgia: April 26; Louisiana: June 3; Mississippi: last Monday in April; North Carolina: May 10; South Carolina: May 10; Tennessee (Confederate Decoration Day): June 3; Texas (Confederate Heroes Day): January 19; Virginia: last Monday in May.
10. Each Memorial Day is a little different
No question that Memorial Day is a solemn event. Still, don’t feel too guilty about doing something frivolous, like having barbecue, over the weekend. After all, you weren’t the one who instituted the Indianapolis 500 on May 30, 1911. That credit goes to Indianapolis businessman Carl Fisher. The winning driver that day was Ray Harroun, who averaged 74.6 mph and completed the race in 6 hours and 42 minutes.
Gravitas returned on May 30, 1922, when the Lincoln Memorial was dedicated. Supreme Court chief justice (and former president) William Howard Taft dedicated the monument before a crowd of 50,000 people, segregated by race, and which included a row of Union and Confederate veterans. Also attending was Lincoln’s surviving son, Robert Todd Lincoln.
And in 2000, Congress established a National Moment of Remembrance, which asks Americans to pause for one minute at 3pm in an act of national unity. The time was chosen because 3pm “is the time when most Americans are enjoying their freedoms on the national holiday.”
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Friday, May 23, 2008
Monday, May 19, 2008
Lester throws no-no...
- 18th no-hitter in Red Sox history
- 1st no hitter by Sox lefty since Mel Parnell in 1956
- Jason Varitek first catcher to catch 4 no-hitters (Hideo Nomo '01, Derek Lowe '02, Clay Buccholz '07, Jon Lester '08); Yogi Berra, Roy Campanella, Alan Ashby, and Ray Shalk each caught 3 no-hitters
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Report: U.S. government may subpoena as many as 104 MLB players
Nice to see that inflation, rising unemployment, energy politics and education are all solved so that the Gov't can dedicate themselves to what's really important.
As many as 104 Major League Baseball players could be subpoenaed by federal investigators in connection with the BALCO steroid distribution case after the United States attorney's office obtained positive steroid test results from 2003, according to a published report.
The results, according to The New York Times, were part of the 2003 tests conducted by Major League Baseball that were intended to be anonymous. But through some deft legal maneuvering, the U.S. government seized the records from two different companies hired to provide the tests.
[continued]
As many as 104 Major League Baseball players could be subpoenaed by federal investigators in connection with the BALCO steroid distribution case after the United States attorney's office obtained positive steroid test results from 2003, according to a published report.
The results, according to The New York Times, were part of the 2003 tests conducted by Major League Baseball that were intended to be anonymous. But through some deft legal maneuvering, the U.S. government seized the records from two different companies hired to provide the tests.
[continued]
Friday, May 16, 2008
Cooch pins Lavinius
In a show of manliness (a.k.a. "wrestling"), Cooch pins Lavinius to win our first-ever match...
Celtics are fucking hopeless on the road
Game 6 at Cleveland Cavaliers: Boston scores 33 points in the first half. Celtics miss 16 shots in a row. Cleveland goes on 23-2 run.Ridiculous. Ugly. Ugly as this fucking dude.
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Editor's Note: Since this posting (post was made during the game), the Celtics ripped off a 13-0 run to pull within 3 points of the Cavs.
Taking free throw distraction too far?
A New Orleans Hornets fan holds up a cardboard cutout of Tony Parker's wife, Eva Longoria, as he attempts a free throw.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
KEVIN!!!!!!!
Forgotten Toddler Left Alone at Vancouver Airport
VANCOUVER, British Columbia — An immigrant family left a 23-month-old boy in the Vancouver airport and learned he was missing only when contacted during the next leg of the trip.
Jun Parreno, the boy's father, told The Vancouver Sun the mix-up occurred Monday as he, his wife and two grandparents of the child, J.M., were scrambling between their arrival in Canada and a connecting flight to Winnipeg on Air Canada.
Running late after having to unpack and repack all their luggage, "we had 10 minutes before boarding," said Parreno, who was emigrating with his family from the Philippines. "We were running for the gate."
He said he thought his son was with the three other adults, who were running to the gate ahead of him, and they thought the little boy was with him.
Instead...
[continue reading]
VANCOUVER, British Columbia — An immigrant family left a 23-month-old boy in the Vancouver airport and learned he was missing only when contacted during the next leg of the trip.
Jun Parreno, the boy's father, told The Vancouver Sun the mix-up occurred Monday as he, his wife and two grandparents of the child, J.M., were scrambling between their arrival in Canada and a connecting flight to Winnipeg on Air Canada.
Running late after having to unpack and repack all their luggage, "we had 10 minutes before boarding," said Parreno, who was emigrating with his family from the Philippines. "We were running for the gate."
He said he thought his son was with the three other adults, who were running to the gate ahead of him, and they thought the little boy was with him.
Instead...
[continue reading]
Ortiz leads the league in CAB
Complaints per At-Bat
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Posted by Jon Hanson & Michael McCann on June 26, 2007 (Note date)
On Sunday we witnessed one of our favorite players, David Ortiz, throw down his bat, helmet, and batting gloves in disgust. Apparently, he didn’t agree with the homeplate umpire’s called third strike. As Red Sox fans who watch many of the team’s games, we’ve noticed that Ortiz has complained about umpiring more often and more vehemently this season than in the past. [rest of the story]
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Cooch's Mini MLB Trip: May 7-12
Weds, May 7: Travel from Lisbonia to New Jersey. Mount Holly, NJ to be exact.
Thurs, May 8: Atlantic City, NJ: Trump Marina Casino. Cooch checks out on Friday down $11.75 after going on an incredible streak Thursday evening - up $8.75.
Fri, May 9: Washington, DC: Marriott Courtyard Washington Capitol Hill/Navy Yard (140 L Street SE). This hotel was about 4-5 blocks from Nationals Park.Sat, May 10 and Sun, May 11: Pittsburgh, PA: Spring Hill Suites Marriott (223 Federal Street). This hotel was literally across the street from PNC Park! Sunday's game was rained out.
Mon, May 12: Cooch drives from Pittsburgh, PA to Lisbonia. In one day. Over 720 miles of driving. 13.5 hours including all stops. I would not recommend this to others.
Thurs, May 8: Atlantic City, NJ: Trump Marina Casino. Cooch checks out on Friday down $11.75 after going on an incredible streak Thursday evening - up $8.75.
Fri, May 9: Washington, DC: Marriott Courtyard Washington Capitol Hill/Navy Yard (140 L Street SE). This hotel was about 4-5 blocks from Nationals Park.
Click image to see box score:
Click image to see box score for Saturday's game:
On Sunday, Cooch did a "duck tour" to tour the city with Just Ducky Tours. He also checked out Pittsburgh's Station Square (home to Hard Rock Cafe) and Heinz Field. Cooch also braved the local traffic (with his new Garmin GPS) and went to South Side Works theater to watch the movie, "Baby Mama."
Mon, May 12: Cooch drives from Pittsburgh, PA to Lisbonia. In one day. Over 720 miles of driving. 13.5 hours including all stops. I would not recommend this to others.
Cooch's trip statistics: click for larger view
1669.16 miles
28:44 driving time
1669.16 miles
28:44 driving time
Cash's "past" balls and robust hitting...
Cooch: Wakefield's out of control. Kevin Cash is helpless behind the plate.
Wake's out after allowing 7 runs in 2.2 innings. I think the twins had 97 hits, Wake had 12 wild pitches, and Cash had 62 past balls.
Cooch: With his 2 hits so far tonight, Cash is hitting a robust .395 on the season!!!
Lavinius: Cash is money.
Wake's out after allowing 7 runs in 2.2 innings. I think the twins had 97 hits, Wake had 12 wild pitches, and Cash had 62 past balls.
Cooch: With his 2 hits so far tonight, Cash is hitting a robust .395 on the season!!!
Lavinius: Cash is money.
Monday, May 12, 2008
"A playoff series doesn't start until somebody wins a road game." Hogwash!
Chris McCosky of the Detroit News
"Coaches and players like to say that a playoff series doesn't really start until somebody wins a road game. Does that make any sense? If that was true then the Atlanta-Boston series never started. If that was true, then we're still waiting for both conference semifinals to start -- the home teams have won every game so far. Just a weird axiom that has crept into NBA-speak that boggles the mind when you actually think about it."
"Coaches and players like to say that a playoff series doesn't really start until somebody wins a road game. Does that make any sense? If that was true then the Atlanta-Boston series never started. If that was true, then we're still waiting for both conference semifinals to start -- the home teams have won every game so far. Just a weird axiom that has crept into NBA-speak that boggles the mind when you actually think about it."
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Annoyances
DRIVERS
Drivers in front of you who turn without signaling.
Drivers who veer into your lane without seeing you in their blind spot.
Drivers who take forever and a day to get into a turn lane.
Drivers who go 10 miles or more below the speed limit. I mean really, if you don't have the confidence to go faster, get the F off the road.
People over the age of 65 that drive. This just in: Your dwindling reflexes aren't an asset on the roadways! Two words: Public Transportation. Or pay a chauffeur. The majority of you muh'fuckas are loaded anyway.
GROCERY SHOPPERS/STORE
My big one here is douche bags who leave their cart in the middle of the aisle. How effing hard is it to pull off to the side to let other shoppers pass by?
Having only three lines open when there's 5+ people in each line. Um, ya think maybe you should open another register?
Cashiers: Don't ask me how I'm doing because it's insincere and you couldn't care less. If you really feel the urge to show off your superior customer service skills, ask me if I found everything I needed.
Cashiers that feel the need to comment or ask questions about my groceries. Not really interested in talking to you Mr. or Mrs./Miss Cashier. Just ring up my fucking order so I can be on my merry way.
GRAMMAR
It's amazing the number of people that can't spell "lose" or "losing." THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LOOSING you "looser."
It's and its...do we have to over that again? It's= it is. It's called a contraction. Its= possession. Your pee brain has a mind of its own.
"Definately" is not a word. "Defiantly", are you for real??? Look, just take the word "definite" and add "ly" to the end.
Imbeciles who mix up past and passed. Ex: "Cash had 62 past balls." And in the same game, Joe Mauer had 43 present balls. :)
"The Red Sox 'one' the game." As opposed to the Red Sox two the game?
MISC
Chicks who wear designer sunglasses bigger than Kareem's goggles. Hey biznatch, it's neither attractive nor stylish unless your face is ugly enough to cover up.
In the movie theater, junior high and high school kids who feel the need to talk and text message during a movie. Hey dorks, what part of turn your phone off and don't talk during the show did you miss?
People that chew their popcorn loud enough for the patrons in the next theater to hear.
People that talk loud enough on their cell phones for an entire room full of people to hear. Really, I don't give an ish about your phone call and neither do the 150 other people within earshot of you.
Dog owners who walk their dogs and don't clean up after them. Be careful. Rusty's deuce just might end up smeared into your windshield.
Random people at the gas station who feel compelled to ask you for a dollar because "I just need enough gas to get home." First off all, you're full of shit, assclown. And secondly, how fucking far do you think you're going to get on a dollar of gas? Ain't falling for your scam.
Poor English speakers whose primary job is serving the American public. I'm looking at YOU fast-food workers, contractors, and customer service people. I mean Jesus H. Christ, if you're going to deal with English speaking people, at least learn the fargin language! Look, I'm not knocking foreigners. They deserve the opportunity to establish a life in the U.S. legally. All I'm askin' is make an effort learn our primary language. Is that asking too much? I swear George Washington is rolling over in his grave.
Drivers in front of you who turn without signaling.
Drivers who veer into your lane without seeing you in their blind spot.
Drivers who take forever and a day to get into a turn lane.
Drivers who go 10 miles or more below the speed limit. I mean really, if you don't have the confidence to go faster, get the F off the road.
People over the age of 65 that drive. This just in: Your dwindling reflexes aren't an asset on the roadways! Two words: Public Transportation. Or pay a chauffeur. The majority of you muh'fuckas are loaded anyway.
GROCERY SHOPPERS/STORE
My big one here is douche bags who leave their cart in the middle of the aisle. How effing hard is it to pull off to the side to let other shoppers pass by?
Having only three lines open when there's 5+ people in each line. Um, ya think maybe you should open another register?
Cashiers: Don't ask me how I'm doing because it's insincere and you couldn't care less. If you really feel the urge to show off your superior customer service skills, ask me if I found everything I needed.
Cashiers that feel the need to comment or ask questions about my groceries. Not really interested in talking to you Mr. or Mrs./Miss Cashier. Just ring up my fucking order so I can be on my merry way.
GRAMMAR
It's amazing the number of people that can't spell "lose" or "losing." THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LOOSING you "looser."
It's and its...do we have to over that again? It's= it is. It's called a contraction. Its= possession. Your pee brain has a mind of its own.
"Definately" is not a word. "Defiantly", are you for real??? Look, just take the word "definite" and add "ly" to the end.
Imbeciles who mix up past and passed. Ex: "Cash had 62 past balls." And in the same game, Joe Mauer had 43 present balls. :)
"The Red Sox 'one' the game." As opposed to the Red Sox two the game?
MISC
Chicks who wear designer sunglasses bigger than Kareem's goggles. Hey biznatch, it's neither attractive nor stylish unless your face is ugly enough to cover up.
In the movie theater, junior high and high school kids who feel the need to talk and text message during a movie. Hey dorks, what part of turn your phone off and don't talk during the show did you miss?
People that chew their popcorn loud enough for the patrons in the next theater to hear.
People that talk loud enough on their cell phones for an entire room full of people to hear. Really, I don't give an ish about your phone call and neither do the 150 other people within earshot of you.
Dog owners who walk their dogs and don't clean up after them. Be careful. Rusty's deuce just might end up smeared into your windshield.
Random people at the gas station who feel compelled to ask you for a dollar because "I just need enough gas to get home." First off all, you're full of shit, assclown. And secondly, how fucking far do you think you're going to get on a dollar of gas? Ain't falling for your scam.
Poor English speakers whose primary job is serving the American public. I'm looking at YOU fast-food workers, contractors, and customer service people. I mean Jesus H. Christ, if you're going to deal with English speaking people, at least learn the fargin language! Look, I'm not knocking foreigners. They deserve the opportunity to establish a life in the U.S. legally. All I'm askin' is make an effort learn our primary language. Is that asking too much? I swear George Washington is rolling over in his grave.
Friday, May 09, 2008
LeBrick James
19% shooting the first two games of the series.
On the Mike and Mike radio program, they said you have to go all the way back to the 1940s to find a player that shot so putridly the first two games of a playoff series.
Lebron throws up enough bricks to help third world countries
On the Mike and Mike radio program, they said you have to go all the way back to the 1940s to find a player that shot so putridly the first two games of a playoff series.
Lebron throws up enough bricks to help third world countries
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Speaking of statistical weirdness...
The day after Dice-BB walks 8 batters in 5 innings, Wakefield doesn't walk ANY batters over 8 innings...
Monday, May 05, 2008
Sunday, May 04, 2008
Sox beat the Devil out of the Rays
Cooch: isn't it time for manny delcarmen to see some time in pawtucket?
Lavinius: It would seem so. But hey, we beat Kazmir and swept the Rays. I guess you could say we beat the Devil out of them. :)
Lavinius: It would seem so. But hey, we beat Kazmir and swept the Rays. I guess you could say we beat the Devil out of them. :)
Saturday, May 03, 2008
NostraLavinius's MLB Predictions
I know, I know, my NBA playoff predictions are shitting the bed like the worst case of diarrhea never did. I still maintain the Celtics will be fine and emerge from the Eastern Conference. Atlanta's athleticism/nothing to lose attitude is something I underestimated greatly. The Celtics' "big 3" need to pull their balls out from under their pelvic regions in the 4th quarter. But enough about that, here are my MLB predictions:
AL East: Red Sox
AL Central: Tigers
AL West: Angels
NL East: Mets
NL Central: Cubs
NL West: D-Backs
AL East: Red Sox
AL Central: Tigers
AL West: Angels
NL East: Mets
NL Central: Cubs
NL West: D-Backs
Cooch's MLB Predictions
AL EAST: RED SOXAL CENTRAL: TIGERS
AL WEST: ANGELS
NL EAST: METS
NL CENTRAL: CARDINALS
NL WEST: DODGERS
Friday, May 02, 2008
Red Sox score 3 runs in 3 games...
yet manage to win 2 of 3 against Toronto.
The scores of the three games were:
1-0 Red Sox
2-1 Red Sox
3-0 Toronto
A three game series like that at Fenway is a more rare occurrence than Haley's comet.
The scores of the three games were:
1-0 Red Sox
2-1 Red Sox
3-0 Toronto
A three game series like that at Fenway is a more rare occurrence than Haley's comet.
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