Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Bush's Economic Stankulus, errr Stimulus Plan


"Hey, let's give our taxpayers some cash to blow so our economy will get all stimulated and shit."
- George W. Bizzush

AOL.com poll of ~136,000 people said they will do the following with this new windfall (# of respondents in parenthesis):


I'll pay bills: 50% (67,525)
I'll save it: 19% (25,450)
I'll go shopping: 15% (20,595)
I'm not getting a rebate: 9% (12,313)
Other: 7% (10,078)

Ah, you mean that most people aren't even going to buy new stuff? What kind of economic stimulus plan is this?!

2 comments:

lavinius said...

I'll be spending the money at the local gentleman's establishment to "stimulate" myself.

Anonymous said...

Cooch will be spending his money as follows:

$400 on crank
$500 on hookers