Happy Leap Year!

Gangbang bus involved in tragic accident

ORLANDO -- Authorities think weather could be to blame for a hit-and-run rollover crash early Wednesday morning.

Police said that around midnight a motorcyclist was driving on State Road 408 in Orlando in the pouring rain without lights.

A sport utility vehicle slammed on its brakes, trying to avoid the motorcycle, causing the SUV to hit the guardrail and flip over.

Authorities said the driver of the motorcycle drove off, meaning that driver could face charges of leaving the scene of an accident with injuries if he or she is found. Police do not have a description of the motorcycle.

Three men and one woman were rushed to a hospital.

The woman is in critical condition. There is no word yet on the condition of the three men.

In an odd twist to the story, all four people inside the car were either naked, or semi-naked.

S.R. 408 was closed down until the SUV was turned over and cleared off the road.

Full article here

Bad designs that still made it to market...

I'll pass on these delicacies...

Lavinius is on the left; Cooch on the right

Phils' Kyle Kendrick gets punk'd

USS Lavinius

The USS Lavinius (NCC-2758) was a Loknar-class (mark II subclass) Federation frigate starship in the 23rd century, entering Starfleet service on reference stardate 2/0111. The Lavinius was named for the star system Lavinius, and was declared lost on stardate 2/0902. (RPG reference book: Federation Ship Recognition Manual)

[reference: star trek wiki]

Cooch is MF Juicy

Cooch obeys monkeys

The Battle of Cooch's Bridge

Cooch unveils logo to new music venture

Clemens is

Bush's Economic Stankulus, errr Stimulus Plan

"Hey, let's give our taxpayers some cash to blow so our economy will get all stimulated and shit."
- George W. Bizzush

AOL.com poll of ~136,000 people said they will do the following with this new windfall (# of respondents in parenthesis):

I'll pay bills: 50% (67,525)
I'll save it: 19% (25,450)
I'll go shopping: 15% (20,595)
I'm not getting a rebate: 9% (12,313)
Other: 7% (10,078)

Ah, you mean that most people aren't even going to buy new stuff? What kind of economic stimulus plan is this?!

Clemens is Toast

Going forward, questions will focus on Clemens more than McNamee

By Lester MunsonESPN.com
Updated: February 13, 2008

During Wednesday's hearing on Capitol Hill, which lasted more than four hours, members of the U.S. House of Representatives Committee on Oversight and Government Reform interrogated Brian McNamee and Roger Clemens about their irreconcilable stories concerning McNamee's work as Clemens' trainer. The questions, the answers and newly disclosed evidence raised the possibility of future criminal investigations and charges. Here are some of the questions and their answers:

Did the hearing produce any evidence that could cause problems for Roger Clemens?
Yes. Clemens and his team of lawyers and crisis management experts should worry about two developments in the hearing.

First, Clemens had no solid answer for the devastating testimony and written statement from Andy Pettitte...

Second, Clemens and his legal team blundered into the possibility of a charge of tampering with a witness...

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Fooking Effingham!

Fucking, Austria
(pronounced Fooking)

[fucking, austria on wikipedia]

Schilling WTF?

Ok...so he signs an incentive laden $8M deal for '08 and everybody's dancing in the streets. Now it comes to light that he has a potentially serious shoulder problem that could potentially wipe him out for the season, thus ending his career?

I'm still trying to make sense of this. He said on his blog that before he signed the contract, he passed the Sox physical exam. At what point in time between the contract signing and now did he eff up his shoulder?

The L&C diary demands answers dammit!

The Downfall of the Patriots Dynasty

Brady and Moss opt out of Pro Bowl, day after Super Bowl loss

tom brady

randy moss

Pats fans

the guy has a point... albeit redundant.