Thursday, March 17, 2005

Dude, I wish I didn't get a Dell!

Sup ladies and gents! Just returning from 20th century fucking purgatory as I've been without my laptop since Saturday. But, after dropping $700 down for a new motherboard and installation/diagnostics, I am muthafuckin back! This is a bigger return than Freddy fuckin Krueger, Jason, Mike Myers, and Rocky combined!

Oh, and Dell can friggin blow me. Their computers are on the same hash their former spokesman "Steve" is on...

1 comment:

lavinius said...

I know dude. I'm already on my fifth towel as the blood continues to gush from my bunghole region. No BJ or HJ, unfortunately. Maybe my seed could have been used to hold the new motherboard down...