cooch: when the game's on the line, down the stretch, it doesn't matter if your guy has 40 points in the game if he can't hit a couple of clutch ones w/ time winding down... twan's not great, period.
lavinius: ...in the end, he's going to kill you with some of the worst shooting you'll ever see since Stevie Wonder tried duck hunting...
cooch: i've seen better shots in a b-rated porno...
lavinius: Canseco said in his book that Twan tried to shoot himself with steroids and missed...
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
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From ESPN.com:
Boston Celtics forward Antoine Walker reacts after missing the game winning shot as time ran out in the fourth...
[note: he's chewing on his jersey...]
I can't believe this is a real blog, unlike me and hewba's. God, what a blog! At least real shit is talked about here.
twan, by the numbers - as of today:
- 88th in the league in FG%
- ahhhh, not even sure where he ranks in FT%; the 129th guy is shooting .667; twan's at .537
- to raise his lifetime FG% to .500, twan would have to hit about 2,175 consecutive shots (about two years' worth)...
- to raise his lifetime FT% to .700, twan would have to hit about 575 consecutive FTs (about two years' worth)...
- twan's best season's FG%: 99-00 (.430); that would rank as the 79th best this season
- twan's best season's FT%: 01-02 (.741); that would rank as the 105th best this season
This is a good point Cooch. Twan jock sniffers will contend that he averages 20 points a game. But one thing they won't tell you is that he hasn't seen a shot he doesn't like.
Yeah he averages 20 a game, but let's be real, any player in the NBA would average that if they shot the ball as much as him. Even my partner in crime Cooch who is so Podunk, he makes Larry Bird look like Allen Iverson...
Bird and I do have one thing in common - he was from French Lick, and I like to Lick French chicks...
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