Monday, February 28, 2005

Michael Jackson to trade in Neverland Ranch for the Coocher Ranch?

Lavinius and Cooch are in the process of planning their '05 baseball trip through the mid-west. Cooch notifies Lavinius about two potential conflicts with having the trip in early June. 1) he is scheduled to go to Pocono, PA to watch cars drive around in circles (a.k.a. Auto Racing), and 2) he needs to find a caregiver for his two sons on consecutive weekends in June. Lavinius, a man with all the answers, quickly remedies the situation:

Cooch: the problem isn't the pocono conflict as much as it is trying to find caregivers for two boys on consecutive weekends

Lavinius: Well, if that plea bargain goes well with Michael Jackson...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

that's true, i'll just give MJ a ring and ask him to "babysit" the boys for me while we're away...

i think his number's posted in paris hilton's address book...

lavinius said...

That reminds me of a joke I saw on Viva La Bam on MTV.

They were doing some kind of game show on TV where contestants are supposed to answer multiple choice questions. One of the questions was:

"What is MacCullay Culkin's favorite salad dressing?"

A) Italian
B) Caesar
C) Blue Cheese
D) Neverland Ranch

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!