Sunday, September 21, 2008

RAYS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS! RAYS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS!

For the first time in its 11-year existence, the Rays (prior to this season known as the laughing stock of the league and also known as the Devil Rays) have made the playoffs!

With less than 10 games to go, Cooch unboldly predicts that they will also win the division. They came out of nowhere this season to win more than 90 games and wipe the smartass off most of our faces.


Congrats, Rays, even though I hate your fucking collective guts.

Lavinius edit: Me fucking too! Most of the Tampa/St. Pete area couldn't give less than a rat's ass of care about you. Your stadium is a joke. Your fans are a joke. You don't have a prayer of selling out a game unless there's thousands of away fans helping the cause. In short, I wish you zero success and that you humbly go fuck yourselves.

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