Lavinius' 2008 AL all-stars

Since the league selection committee can't get it right...

STARTERS/RESERVES

C-- Joe Mauer/A.J. Pierzynski, Dioner Navarro
1B-- Justin Morneau/Kevin Youkilis
2B-- Ian Kinsler/Dustin Pedroia
SS-- Michael Young/Derek Jeter
3B-- A-Rod/Lowell, Longoria
OF-- Hamilton, Dye, Drew/Ichiro, Ordonez, Sizemore
DH-- Bradley/Matsui

PITCHERS

SP-- C. Lee, Duchscherer, Halladay, Lester, Saunders, E. Santana, Marcum, Floyd
RP-- K-Rod, Nathan, Papelbon, Rivera


THE REAL ALL-STARS...
(WARNING: Please refrain from sipping a beverage)

STARTERS
POS PLAYER TEAM ALL-STAR GAME APPEARANCES
C Joe Mauer MIN 2
1B Kevin Youkilis BOS 1
2B Dustin Pedroia BOS 1
3B Alex Rodriguez NYY 12
SS Derek Jeter NYY 9
OF Josh Hamilton TEX 1
OF Manny Ramirez BOS 12
OF Ichiro Suzuki SEA 8
DH # David Ortiz BOS 5

PITCHERS
POS PLAYER TEAM ALL-STAR GAME APPEARANCES
RHP Justin Duchscherer OAK 2
RHP Roy Halladay TOR 5
LHP Scott Kazmir TB 2
LHP Cliff Lee CLE 1
RHP Joe Nathan MIN 3
RHP Jonathan Papelbon BOS 3
RHP Mariano Rivera NYY 9
RHP Francisco Rodriguez LAA 3
RHP Ervin Santana LAA 1
LHP Joe Saunders LAA 1
RHP George Sherrill BAL 1
RHP Joakim Soria KC 1


RESERVES
POS PLAYER TEAM ALL-STAR GAME APPEARANCES
C Dioner Navarro TB 1
C Jason Varitek BOS 3
1B Justin Morneau MIN 2
2B Ian Kinsler TEX 1
SS Michael Young TEX 5
3B Joe Crede CWS 1
3B Carlos Guillen DET 3
OF J.D. Drew BOS 1
OF Carlos Quentin CWS 1
OF Grady Sizemore CLE 3
DH Milton Bradley TEX 1