LAVINIUS: Lavinius Lock and Load Play of the Week
Denver -3 over Oakland (buy the 1/2)
-Denver 5 SU wins over Oakland last 5 H2H
-Denver 4 SU wins in Oakland last 4 in Oakland
-Oakland 1-4 SU at home this year
-Denver has scored 95 pts in their last 3 games (a little over 31 per)
-Oakland allows 153.6 rushing ypg (Denver rushes for 124 per game)
-Cutler is playing his best ball of the season
Denver over Oaktown! Buy the hook!
COOCH: Cooch's Lead Pipe Lock
NY Giants -1 (buy the hook, god dang it!) over Chicago
- Chitown sucks and has just lost Benson....
- Giants leader in all major facets: Pts/game, yards allowed, yards gained, time of possession, red zone, kicking, and penalties.
- Giants 6-2 ATS last 8 road games
- Bears 3-9 ATS last 12 vs NFC
LAVINIUS: Dental Floss Lock of the Week
Ravens +21 over NE (purchase el hooko):
Brady will get the shits eating at Phillip's Crab Shack the night before
and drink too much at Power Plant Live. He will sleep with one too many
girls, including a transvestite inadvertantly, and smoke a half a dozen
blunts with John Curtice while receiving head under the table from said
tranny.
COOCH: Action Play Cock Lock Consensus Pick 50 Dime Play of the Week GOLD Star Release
ST LOUIS -3 OVER ATL
Last great thing out of ATL was 50 Cent. No, wait, was that Lil' John?
LAVINIUS: Ratings Buster Cement Beam Lock of the Decade in Odd-Numbered Years
Miami -1 over Jets
Phins win, '76 Bucs champagne shower ensues.
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2 comments:
Wow, what an abortion my Sunday picks turned out to be. And to think I'm relying on betting against the Pats to salvage a single win in 3 picks? Not comforting.
At the same time, my analysis was solid on the Denver pick. There was very little logic as far as historical and current trends/stats supporting an Oakland pick. Sometimes the most logical picks produce surprisingly illogical results.
The other two picks were the biproduct of the devolvement of our discussion. The Denver pick was my bread and butter. Turns out the bread was moldy and the butter was six weeks past expiration.
Congrats to Cooch for nailing his Giants and STL plays. I was a big pile of suck this week, but at least my "analysis" was entertaining, I hope.
The Dental Floss pick gave us a winning week, but my Sunday performance tainted what could have been a stellar week.
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