Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Remlinger gets back in the Cy Young race

He dropped his ERA from infinity to 54.00.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

interestingly enough, that's also remlinger's waistline, in inches!

lavinius said...

Ironically enough, his previous ERA of infinity also represents the number of grey hairs Remlinger has on his chin.

Anonymous said...

with a solid performance last night (5 ERs in 2.0 IP), his ERA only jumped from 20.25 to 21.21... another solid moneyball acquisition by the sox...

Anonymous said...

with a quality outing (1/3 inning of shutout ball! BWAHAHAH), remlinger's era has dropped to 19.80...

lavinius said...

What does it say about greybeard when Francona would rather pitch a gassed Timlin in the 9th yesterday over a well-rested Remlinger?

Why even tie up a roster spot with him? Are Delcarmen and/or Hansen not upgrades?

Anonymous said...

francona's a genius! with another stellar outing from remlinger last night (1.0 IP, 1 hit, 0 ER) against the kansas shitty royals, remlinger's era is now a respectable 16.50...

BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

p.s. lav, why didn't we go to kansas city during our midwest trip since we were in neighboring st. louis?

lavinius said...

The same reason why two people on a west coast swing wouldn't visit San Francisco if they were in neighboring LA...

Anonymous said...

why release rem-dinger now? he's had 3 consecutive scoreless outings over 3.0 innings... he's reduced his era from 54.00 to a miniscule 14.85 since pitching for the sox...

BWAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

lavinius said...

Good riddance, greybeard. If Sox Nation is gonna be subjected to watching pitchers get their teeth kicked in, I'd rather it be a young guy who at least has a chance to develop into something.

That being said, Abe Alvarez, please don't get shelled.

Signed,
Red Sox fans worldwide

Anonymous said...

abe alvarez sucks... and he's a downgrade from remlinger...

lavinius said...

Hmmmmm...rotten fruit or rotten milk, that's what choosing between Alvarez and Remlinger is like...