Wednesday, November 05, 2008

L&C Presidential Bid Denied!

When L&C lost Cooch's home state of Maine to Obama, we knew that our presidential bid would be tough to obtain. But when the key state of Florida, Lavinius' home state, went to Obama, our fate was sealed. L&C fell just 270 electoral votes shy of the presidency.

"I'm devastated," is all that Cooch could muster when interviewed by several network giants. "But look for L&C in 2012."

1 comment:

lavinius said...

Lavinius would be later reached for comment at the local watering hole:

"This is [expletive] [expletive]! All we needed was a few dozen states to fall our way, mother [expletive]..."