Let's see, 87 year old owner Ralph Wilson is set to bring in 81 year old ex-Bills coach Marv Levy to be the new GM and assist in running football operations.
What next, Dick Clark for offensive coordinator? The Golden Girls as cheerleaders?
Let me guess, beer to be replaced with prune juice at the concession stands?
"Geritol- the official sponsor of the Buffalo Bills"
What kind of friggin "fresh start" is this?
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Marv Levy and his wife were in bed the other night... After laying there a few minutes Marv farts and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football... I just scored."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the Marv farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure's on and the Marv refuses to get beat by his so he strains real hard but to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has, but instead of farting, he shits all over his side of the bed.
The wife looks at him and says, "What the hell was that?"
Marv replied, "Half-time, Switch sides."
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