.... and where Cooch lives....
(note that the numbers to the right, 56 and -9, are the temperatures when factoring in the wind chill... a.k.a. "feels like")
(note that the numbers to the right, 56 and -9, are the temperatures when factoring in the wind chill... a.k.a. "feels like")
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56 degrees? It was that cold here?
(turns on heat)
;)
let me tell you how muhfuckin' cold it is here -- i haven't seen my gonads today! my goon squad and penile shaft have inverted so far up within my torso in search of a warmer climate, i've been wandering around in a confounded state, contemplating the unexpected disappearance of my "guys" as if they were abducted by aliens.
i mean, i felt like a part of me was gone... where my manhood normally hung so proudly, all i could see in its place was the likeness of what might be befittingly described as a very hirsute vagina...
after consuming three cups of coffee, downing a liter of soda, and feeling an overwhelming sense of urgency within my bowels, i finally coaxed my schlong into popping back to its original position -- as deliberately as a turtle's head exits his shell -- just in time to relieve my quivering intestines of the morning's beverages...
Just makes all the hurricanes I go through every year all worthwhile.
Well, not really.
But after going through a category three hurricane this year which blew out a window and effed up my house something fierce, not to mention two CAT 1 hurricanes last year which fucked up my yard and knocked my power out for 3.5 days, it's hard to find sympathy for other people's weather-related misery.
Going through Wilma this year though, I have a new found appreciation for what folks in New Orleans went through with Katrina. There are people still displaced from that thing and there are lives that are forever changed from that thing. Kayaking to friggin Walgreen's? WTF?
I guess you wouldn't agree with the following prediction, issued by the Tropical Meteorology Project of Colorado State University in December of 2004:
"The U.S. will have fewer hurricanes in 2005 than in 2004."
Fact: "2005 broke all records for hurricanes. Including Katrina and Rita, there were 14 Atlantic hurricanes, seven of them classified as "intense." The Coloradans had predicted six -- only three of them intense. Granted, predicting hurricane season half a year before it warms up is no easy task. But guys, come on."
The Tropical Meteorology Project? I hadn't a clue such a thing exists.
"The U.S. will have fewer hurricanes in 2005 than in 2004."
From the same people that said...
-Ted Williams will hit lower than .406 in 1942
-Wilt Chamberlain will score fewer than 100 points in his next game
-Barry Bonds will hit fewer than 73 home runs in 2002
-Peyton Manning with throw fewer than 49 touchdown passes in 2005
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