Satellite Radio

Thick is a major advocate of satellite radio stocks, specifically XM and Sirius. He bought 1,300 shares of Sirius (SIRI) at 86 cents per share. He told Lavinius that if either XM or Sirius went to $20-30/share, he’d buy him lunch. A few hours after his purchase, the shares went up 7 cents to 93 cents...

[editor's note: siri's trading at about $5.50 now and XM's above $30. 02/23/05]

Lavinius: Dude, you're up 7 cents a share on SIRI. You're up $91 not including
commission! SELL SELL SELL! That's lunch money right there! Get me a big
bacon classic and a small chili...

Thick: this shit is bouncing like a whore's ass on dollar night!

Lavinius: That shit is going up more than Mo Vaughn's cholesterol!

Thick: Higher than Darryl Strawberry!

Lavinius: Higher than Steve Howe after a blown save...

Thick: higher than steve howe after a blown nasal cavity...

Lavinius: That's shit going higher than silicon at the playboy mansion.
Higher than a Sox fan's blood pressure.
And last but not least...
Higher than Michael Irvin in a Dallas hotel room!

Is that a cow? Or a Vagina?

In the spirit of Halloween, Lavinius sent Thick a picture of the best Halloween costume of all time. It was a boy dressed up as a hairy vagina...

Thick: at first i thought that was a cow! i've seen so many in vermont that look like that!!!

Lavinius: What....cows or vaginas?

Thick: both!!!