General Nonsense

Thick: "hi, my name is thick. i used to like alyssa milano - when she was 12. and, i can't wait till the olsen twins turn 18."

On Tony Clark’s struggle with the Red Sox in 2002

Lavinius: Tony Clark is so bad he couldn't reach first base with a prostitute!

On Mike Hampton’s poor performance against the Yankees...

On Mike Hampton’s poor performance against the Yankees, which Colorado lost 20-10 (June 19, 2002). When Hampton left the game, Colorado was winning 8-7.

lavinius: Dude, you never told me there was a football game last night. Fucking Jets beat the Broncos 20-10 last night at Coors....

cooch: no shit. hampton pitched 5 innings of relatively low-scoring ball, only giving up 7 runs... had the bullpen hung on...