Wednesday, December 12, 2001

Anna Nicole is to XM...

Thick and Lavinius are always going back and forth about XMSR stock. In this installment, they compare the company to model-turned-heffer Anna Nicole Smith

Thick: xmsr's bouncing like anna nicole's jugs on the treadmill...

Lavinius: And since when does Anna Nicole go on a treadmill?

Thick: rarely... only if there's a cheeseburger on the control panel...

Lavinius: . . . only if a dozen Dunkin' Donuts are waiting for her when she gets off.

Thick: ... and if the treadmill's power is not on!