Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Man Severs Penis; Eats it

A 40-year-old man is recovering in hospital in The Philippines after cutting off his penis and eating it.

Asked about Ernesto Almonte's mental state, a hospital spokesman said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12477927-13762,000.html




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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous3/09/2005 05:10:00 PM

    i've never heard of cock cannibalism... and i bet it doesn't taste like chicken!

    i guess if lorena bobbitt swallowed, john bobbitt wouldn't have a cock today, either... ;)

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  2. lavinius3/12/2005 03:23:00 AM

    I had an Italian Sausage yesterday at the Marlins spring training game. Luckilly my amnesia kicked in before revisiting this post.

    Geez, you tell the guy to "eat a dick", but you never expect him to take it literally. Hope he didn't get any veins stuck in his teeth...

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